I Suck, According to the Notes on My Phone

Photo by Brett Jordan on Unsplash

If you’ve seen me out in public anytime since 2017, you know that I’m poor.

I’m talking iPhone 7 poor. It’s not hard to miss, complete with its home button and two lousy camera lenses. (Anyone who’s anyone has at least three cameras on her phone.)

Hey, at least it’s a 7 Plus.